Turns out, Master Li also holds these same children as pets I’m able to adopt, and since I showed them who’s boss in the arena, I choose Yu’la, Broodling of Yu’lon. Sadly, not as impressive as me! Down they go, one by one, and I’m rewarded with a few Celestial Coins. Up next are the children of the Celestials, which-if I may say so myself-are quite impressive. Wrathion, Blingtron 4000, Shademaster Kiryn. He offers me the opportunity to face some of my fellow champions in an epic Pet Battles tournament, and I happily accept. It’s surrounded by denizens of Pandaria, vendors, hozen, and-oh look-there’s Chen and Li Li Stormstout! And there’s the infamous Fo Sho Knucklebump, and the Monkey King, Old Hillpaw, and wow, even Ling of the Six Pools! She’s a legend around Icecrown for her love of cheese. Felling limbless reptiles, rabid cranes, and really angry yaks, I discover the Celestial Court. No time to admire things that aren’t quite as impressive as I am: With gusto, I head off deeper into the forest away from the Timeless Shore in search of more challenging adventures. Much to my surprise and delight, however, it’s carrying a new kind of currency I’ve never seen before: Timeless Coins! And as if that wasn’t sweet enough, it’s even coughed up a Lesser Charm of Good Fortune. Unacceptable! Following a mighty swing of my hammer, it lets out a screech and keels over. To arms, you clot! I engage in battle with the angry crustacean, who actually scratches my precious armor with its Claw Flurry. I’m not on the Isle for two seconds before I notice an Ancient Spineclaw giving me the crook-eye. Methinks a challenge is afoot! And it goes without saying-but I’ll say it anyway-my existence and the glory of my presence must be felt by every living creature on this planet. Hmmm, this wasn’t here yesterday when I swam by doing my daily laps around Pandaria. Now see, according to my Gnomish Army Knife’s compass and my calculations of the stars that have suddenly appeared above, I’m southeast of the Jade Forest on what I’m being told is Tushui Landing on the Timeless Isle.
I’ll just hold it in one hand and wave the other over the top, and.
She hands me a Curious Bronze Timepiece which I quizzically ponder for a moment: I guess there’s no harm in me using its powers to see what happens. As much as I like to flirt with cute little gnomes who can gnaw my face off, I opt to avoid long conversation and put these uneasy feelings to rest. It appears a mysterious person has magically scribbled a note titled “A Flash of Bronze” and that I’m to seek out my old friend Chromie. Well, whaddya know? I’ve just entered the Vale of Eternal Blossoms and can feel my journal rustling about inside my satchel. I have an uneasy feeling, and if you know me, I won’t stop until I’ve figured out what the problem is, found a way to resolve it, and made sure someone went home crying. It’s almost as if the axis of Azeroth wobbled a bit overnight, and this time it had nothing to do with me smackin’ Oondasta upside the head. It’s dawn and something just doesn’t feel right. The following travelogue comes to us courtesy of officer and gentleman, Major Payne, who is-according to the bio he sent us-one of Azeroth’s noblest and most beloved icons of honor and humility.
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